If It Wasn't For Birds And Booze I'd Have Played For England T-shirt We were all good when we were kids weren't we? Then we got to 15/16 and discovered booze and birds and then cricket sort of got in the way didn't it? But if i had stuck at the cricket I would have definitely played for England. Well that's what you can tell everybody so you might as well wear this nifty t-shirt to remind people!
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